I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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