Pregnant stripper...not hot.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
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HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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