Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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