Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
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The brown eye won't let me do that either.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
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Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
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