Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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