found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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