I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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