Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
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you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
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Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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