my mouth tastes like poor choices
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
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You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
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Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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