well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
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