woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
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Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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