Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
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I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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