he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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