If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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