me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
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The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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