ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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