I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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