well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
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Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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