am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
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The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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