You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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