Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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