The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
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Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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