Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
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well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
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Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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