you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I intend to get homeless drunk
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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