dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I FOUND THE LEGS
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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