if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Randomize
