is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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