I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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