you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
So squirting runs in the family.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
