I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
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apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
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Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Drake has all the answers
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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