So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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