Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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