just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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