Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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