whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
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I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
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Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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