whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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