Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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