He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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