Kareoke will never be a sober sport
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
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It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
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I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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