My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
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She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
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It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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