you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
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he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal