She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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