Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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