Swine flu. Run for my life!
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
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IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
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My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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