But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
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well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
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Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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