Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
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i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
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I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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