Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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