Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
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P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
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found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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