sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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