its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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