East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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