I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
id be glad to
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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