Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
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That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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