i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
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All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
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I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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